格子间治“黄”扫“黄”——对付办公室“黄贱”口香糖

• 作 者: 小彤
• 出 处: 中国对外服务
• 发表日期: 2002年04期
• 关键词: 女同事 阿德 男同事 色香味 脑筋急转弯 子间 就是你 事使 强中自有强中手 一杯水

阿德是公司出了名的“黄帝”。 他在公司到底担任什么职务,恐怕连他自己都要看名片才晓得,他成天无所事事游荡在各办公桌间,伺机贩卖他的“脑筋急转弯”:而且,都是带颜色的。 许多男同事喜欢围在阿德旁边,乐不可支地收听他的黄色笑话。他们认为阿德简直是百年难得一见的“情色奇葩”,任何正经八百的事他都有本领将之扭曲成一则“色香味俱全”的笑话;可是,在大部分女同事眼中,“缺德阿德”根本是恶心得冒泡的恐怖分子。因为,几乎每个人都会被他明指暗射成黄色笑话中的主角。

Ade is the company’s famous “Yellow Emperor.” He was in the company in the end what position, I am afraid he even have to look at the business card to know, he wandering around the desk all day, waiting for an opportunity to sell his “brain teaser”: And, are colored. Many male colleagues like to lie around Ade, overjoyed to hear his yellow joke. They think that Adr is simply a rare “erotic wonderful flower” of a hundred years. He is capable of distorting into a “colorful, sour and savory” story for any serious matter of eight hundred. However, in the eyes of most female colleagues, "It’s a disgusting terrorist at all. Because, almost everyone will be implicit in him as a yellow joke protagonist.