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一个男的,没长浓浓的眉毛、密密的胡须和疏疏的胸毛,一张脸平淡无奇,以至假如犯了罪都可能会因无法描述其特征而上不了通缉令,吸一口烟便一个劲地干咳,喝一口酒便小脸通红;围裙一扎做饭洗衣拖地板倒是行家里手;“世界杯”赛期间看到同事滔滔不绝大侃其球便也想赶赶时髦。半夜起来打开电视机看了十几分钟也没把精神头看出来。头一歪嘴一咧又迷迷地睡着了;暗恋某女却只有贼心没有贼胆,一见对方脸就红,像做了亏心事,更不敢有丝毫的表示和暗示了——你说,这么一个人不能算男子汉吧? 很遗憾,这个人就是我。 其实做梦都想当男子汉。时常想象自己立马横刀驰骋疆场,壮志饥餐胡虏肉笑谈渴饮匈奴血,或者揭竿而起呼啸山林大碗喝酒大块啖肉大秤分金银,或者一声断喝飞身上前三下五除二将数个歹徒一一打翻在地,救出如羔羊般颤抖的弱女;抑或,抄起手提机,冲着它果决而潇洒地说:“坚
A man with no long thick eyebrows, dense beard and loose chest hair, a face bland, even if guilty of sin may not be unable to describe the characteristics of the arrest warrant, smoking a cigarette He was dry cough, drink a little face flushed red; apron cooking laundry mopping the floor is an expert in the hand; “World Cup” race to see my colleagues talked about its ball would like to rush catchy fashion. Turn on the TV at midnight and saw the spirit of the first ten minutes did not see it. The first a wry mouth a blanket and lost asleep; crush on a woman but only the Zeidi no Zeidan, see each other face red, like doing a loss, but did not dare to have the slightest indication and implication - you Said that such a person can not be considered a man? Regrettably, this person is me. In fact, dreams want to be a man. Often imagine themselves flew across the battlefield immediately Hengdao knife, appetite for hunger meal Hu Xiaobo thirsty to drink Hunxue blood, or rise from the whistling mountain drinking large chunks of plutonium points gold or silver, A number of criminals splintered to the ground, rescued the weak woman trembling like a lamb; or, take the handset, directed at it decisively and smartly said: "Kennedy