来我家抽烟

• 作 者: 吴昆
• 出 处: 喜剧世界(上半月)
• 发表日期: 2017年07期
• 关键词: 不知道 张一

抽烟抽了十几年了,想戒也戒不掉了,但是老婆特别烦我抽烟,于是便制定各种禁令来限制我抽烟,最近老婆更加严格了,规定我抽烟必须到外面去抽,不能在家里抽。昨天下午我又想抽烟,于是便到小区的花园附近抽,恰好碰到同事老张,于是便和他闲聊起来。聊着聊着我便和他诉起苦来,我告诉他我在家都不能抽烟,因为老婆不让在家抽,所以抽个烟还得冒着寒风

Smoking a dozen years, I would like to quit can not afford to quit, but my wife was particularly annoying to smoke, so he made a ban to limit my smoking, my wife is more stringent, I smoke must go outside pumping, can not Pumping at home Yesterday afternoon I wanted to smoke, so I went to the neighborhood garden pumping, just met my colleagues Chang, so he chatted with him. Chatting and talking to me he complained of suffering, I told him I can not smoke at home, because my wife will not let the pumping at home, so smoking a cigarette also had to take the cold