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关于求职的噩梦跟同学扯了半夜找工作难,聊着聊着,聊到不如5块钱买把刀去抢银行。而后迷迷糊糊地睡着了,梦见我们两个人结伴去抢银行,手持菜刀凶恶地冲进去,却被一名保安拦住。“来抢银行?哪个学校毕业的?”“是不是本科以上学历?英语四级过了没?”“是不是优秀学生干部?有没有从抢经验?”还没等我们回答,保安严厉地说:“不符合条件者,不许抢!”我们惊呆了,菜刀从手中滑落。然后,我们挥刀自刎……恍惚中,我发现我们又来到阎罗殿,阎王爷坐在殿前,牛头马面呈上我们的简历。阎王爷看也不看,大笔一挥,说道:“研究生上刀山,本科下油锅,过六级的鞭打,没过的锯身……”我们连“冤枉”都没来得及喊,就被小鬼架了出去。黄泉路上,小鬼押着我们,很不耐烦:“快走快走!你俩够幸运的了,我就因为挂了一门儿,得干这等苦差事,至今还没落户昵,只有阴问的暂住证!”
Job hunting nightmares with my classmates pull the middle of the night to find a job difficult, chatting and chatting, talk about as good as 5 dollars to buy a knife to grab the bank. Then drowsily drowsily, dreamed that we two people go hand in hand to grab the bank, holding a knife viciously rushed in, but was stopped by a security guard. “” Is not a good student cadre? Have not robbed from experience? “” Have not waited for us Answer, the security sternly said: “We do not meet the conditions, not rob! ” We were shocked, chopper slipped from the hands. Then, we swagger ... ... trance, I found that we came to Yan Luo Temple, sitting in front of Yan prince, Ngau Tau face presented on our resume. Yan Wang Ye also do not look, big wave of play, said: “graduate knife Hill, under the pot, over six levels of whipping, no sawing body ...... ” We even “innocent ” no Time to cry, it was out of the devil. On the road to Huangquan, the demon escorted us and was very impatient: “You’re lucky enough, and I was hung up because I had to hang up this kind of errands, so far I have not settled down, only Yin asked Temporary residence permit! ”