古人的性幽默

• 作 者: 晓林
• 出 处: 婚育与健康
• 发表日期: 2011年20期
• 关键词: 笑林 生育健康 一夫多妻 夫妻感情 人正 家庭矛盾 拉皮 性功能 夫妻生活

老夫少妻不可取《笑林》中,刊载了老夫少妻的笑话,大多反映了这类夫妻的性生活难得和谐,或生育不佳。如《瘪东西》:一老人娶幼妇,云雨间对妇云:“愿你养一个儿子。”妇曰:“儿子倒养不出,只好养个团鱼。”夫骇问其故,答曰:“像你这样瘪(鳖)东西,如何养的不是团鱼?”这则小笑话反映老夫年迈性衰,房事难如少妻性需求之意,性生活的别扭自然会发生。老夫虽然与幼妇云雨,但无法保证生育健康后代。年岁老,又像

Old husband and wife less desirable “Humor”, published a joke of the old husband and wife, most of these couples reflect the sexual life of rare harmony, or poor fertility. Such as “deflated stuff”: an elderly married young woman, clouds between rain on the woman: “I hope you raise a son.” “Woman said: ” son tossed out, had to raise a group of fish. Therefore, the answer: “like you deflated (turtle) things, how to raise is not a group of fish?” This is a small joke reflects the elderly husband and wife decline, sexual intercourse is less like a wife’s sexual needs, sexual awkwardness Will happen naturally. Although the old lady with the misty rain, but can not guarantee the health of offspring. Aged, like