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一、情人节前夜,雇一批贴“办证”广告的专业糨糊手,在全城的街道上都醒目地写上这样的口号:“情人节是第三者的节日!”“情人节是包二奶的节日!”“情人节里抱红玫瑰提巧克力的男人有生活作风问题!”“情人节抱红玫瑰提巧克力的女人是可耻的第三者!”落款一律写“人民妇联妻子保护委员会”。要让抱红玫瑰提巧克力的男人女人们,看见标语就低头认罪,如赤身裸体走进了妇女大会的会场!二、与民政局收容所的领导协商,在情人节当天,把收容所里的乞丐全部放出来,每两人一组,在街上搜寻抱红玫瑰提巧克力的男女,跟在后面大声地唱《莲花落》。遇到男人,就唱:“孤独的鸳鸯林中歇,陈世美要过情人节,大兄弟请你想一想,妻子在家苦望月!”遇到女人,就唱:“红酒玫瑰巧克力,这样的男人要警惕,昨天娶了美娇妻,今天就
On the eve of Valentine’s Day, hired a number of paste ”certificate “ advertising professional paste, in the streets of the city are prominently written on the slogan: ”Valentine’s Day is the third party’s holiday!“ Valentine’s Day is a mistresses festival! ”“ Valentine’s Day, holding a red rose chocolate men have a lifestyle problem! ”“ Valentine’s Day hold a red rose chocolate woman is shameful third party! ”All write down“ People’s Wife wife protection committee ”. Let the men and women who hold the red rose to mention chocolates will bow their heads to plead guilty and go naked into the venue of the women’s assembly! Second, in consultation with the leaders of the shelters of the Civil Affairs Bureau, on the day of Valentine’s Day, All the beggars were let out, every two people in the street, searching for men and women who hold a red rose and chocolate in the street, and sing “Lotus Falls” loudly behind them. Encounter a man, sing: “lonely Yuanyanglin break, Chen Shimei to be Valentine’s Day, big brother please think about it, his wife at home looking for the month! ” Encounter a woman, sing: "wine rose chocolate, Such a man should be vigilant, married the beautiful wife yesterday, today