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Talk Show Guest
A young man went to aninterview for potential guestson a TV talk show. "What doyou do?" the show's producerasked the young man.
"I imitate birds," the young man answered.
"What?" grunted the producer. "People who imitatebirds are a dime a dozen. We can't use you."
"Okay," replied the disappointed young man. And heflapped his arms and flew out of the window.
Heaven or Hell?
A man dies and finds himself ina small room that has a couch andTV set in it. There's another fellowsitting on the couch watching TV.
The new arrival asks the manon the couch, "So, is this heaven orhell?"
The man looks up and says, "Well, there's no windows ordoors, and no apparent way out."
"Oh," says the first guy. "So it's hell?"
"Well," says the other guy, without looking up from thescreen, "but they did give us this nice big TV set."
"I see. So maybe it's heaven?"
"Yeah, but the TV has only one channel."
"Oh. so maybe it's hell?"
"Well, but the TV station it gets is pretty good it's PBS."
"Oh, so maybe it is heaven after all?"
"Yeah, except for one thing," the other fellow says, sadly."It's ALWAYS pledge week~,''
A Blonde" and a TV
A blonde walks into a store. She finds agreat TV and goes up to the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
What? she thought.
So. she dyes her hair red and goes backagain.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"I'm sorry, we don't sell those toblondes."
Ugh! This was really getting on hernerves!
So, she dyes her hair brown and goes backAGAIN.
"Sir... I'd really like to buy that TV overthere."
"... I'm sorry.., we don't sell those toblondes."
"AH! HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A "BLONDE?I"
"Well... because that's a microwave...nota TV!"
A young man went to aninterview for potential guestson a TV talk show. "What doyou do?" the show's producerasked the young man.
"I imitate birds," the young man answered.
"What?" grunted the producer. "People who imitatebirds are a dime a dozen. We can't use you."
"Okay," replied the disappointed young man. And heflapped his arms and flew out of the window.
Heaven or Hell?
A man dies and finds himself ina small room that has a couch andTV set in it. There's another fellowsitting on the couch watching TV.
The new arrival asks the manon the couch, "So, is this heaven orhell?"
The man looks up and says, "Well, there's no windows ordoors, and no apparent way out."
"Oh," says the first guy. "So it's hell?"
"Well," says the other guy, without looking up from thescreen, "but they did give us this nice big TV set."
"I see. So maybe it's heaven?"
"Yeah, but the TV has only one channel."
"Oh. so maybe it's hell?"
"Well, but the TV station it gets is pretty good it's PBS."
"Oh, so maybe it is heaven after all?"
"Yeah, except for one thing," the other fellow says, sadly."It's ALWAYS pledge week~,''
A Blonde" and a TV
A blonde walks into a store. She finds agreat TV and goes up to the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
What? she thought.
So. she dyes her hair red and goes backagain.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"I'm sorry, we don't sell those toblondes."
Ugh! This was really getting on hernerves!
So, she dyes her hair brown and goes backAGAIN.
"Sir... I'd really like to buy that TV overthere."
"... I'm sorry.., we don't sell those toblondes."
"AH! HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A "BLONDE?I"
"Well... because that's a microwave...nota TV!"