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唐僧师徒到西天取得真经后,孙悟空回到花果山仍旧做起了“猴王”。一天,他正和手下的猴儿们玩得高兴,猪八戒跑来大叫:“猴哥,不好了!不好了!有个叫黑骨精的家伙说你把他妈打死了,要找你算账。”还没等孙悟空弄明白,他俩就被那黑骨精捉住关了起来。等他俩醒来时,发现已经关在一间房子里了,那房子倒还干净,还有灯和电话,但房门被锁住了。“这……是哪?”悟空问道。“那还用说吗?黑骨精的老窝呗。”“黑骨精?好耳熟的名字啊!”。悟空感叹道。“咦,有电话?我们快向黑猫警长报案。”八戒看到了电话,对悟空说。“对,就这样!”悟空拿起电话按下了110,“喂,黑猫警长吗?我是孙悟空啊……”这时,一个巡逻的小妖正巧走来,怒吼道:“竟敢打电话报警,看我让那电话上西天!”说着,那小妖把电话砸了。
Tang monks mentoring to the West after the Holy Scripture, the Monkey King returned to Huaguoshan still start the “Monkey King.” One day, he was playing with the monkeys who are happy, Pig rushed to shout: “Brother Monkey, bad! Bad! There is a black bone of the guy said you killed his mother, looking for You count it. ”Sun Wukong did not understand, they were caught by the black bone closed up. When they woke up, they found that they were locked in a house, the house was clean, the lights and the telephone were still there, but the door was locked. “What is this ...?” Goku asked. “And what else to say? Black bone of the old chant.” “Black bone fine? Well familiar name!” Wukong exclaimed. “咦, have a phone call? We are almost black sergeant reported.” Bajie saw the phone, said to Goku. “Yes, that's it!” Goku picked up the phone and pressed 110, “Hey, the black sergeant? I am the Monkey King ...” At this moment, a patrolling demon happened to come and shouted: Call the police to see if I let that phone on the West! "Said, that demon smashed the phone.