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兼容机售后服务 问:均什么我的电脑经常无缘无故地死机?有一次,我工作到凌晨四点,正要大功告成,准备睡觉时,电脑突然死机了,于是我不得不继续工作到早晨六点。 答:没有任何证据表明明死机是电脑的问题。可能是我们优质的硬件与你使用的劣质的软件不太兼容的缘故,现在的软件都太劣质,真是曲高和寡啊。对你的不幸遭遇,我们表示同情,但是很明显,你缺乏真正高级电脑用户的素质,如果你有良好的习惯,每隔三分钟就存一次盘,那么凌晨四点零三分你就可以睡觉了。用我们的电脑可以养成你的存盘习惯,这难道不是好事吗? 问:总觉得我的电脑速度比较慢,有什么原因吗? 答:你是否使用了WinNT或Win98?我可以很负责任地说,我们的电脑速度是越来越快了。如果你在DOS下执行“dir”命令,你肯定能感觉到它的速度象飞一样。当然更主要的原因是:你太性急了,年轻人。 问:为什么屏幕上的鼠标指针有时会突然跳到别的地方? 答:什么叫“跳到别的地方”?它跳到桌子上了吗?它跳到地上了吗?它跳到半人马星座了吗?它跳来跳去不还是在屏幕上?那是“别的地方”吗?有什么大惊小怪的?请注意你说话的方式,小心我告你诽谤!
Compatible machine after-sales service Q: What are my computer often crashes for no good reason? Once, I work until four in the morning, is about to accomplish, ready to sleep, the computer suddenly crashed, so I had to continue to work until six in the morning . A: There is no evidence that the crashes are computer problems. Probably our high-quality hardware is not compatible with the inferior software you are using. Nowadays the software is too poor quality, really highbrow ah. We sympathize with your unfortunate experience, but obviously you lack the qualities of a really sophisticated computer user. If you have a good habit, save the disk every three minutes, then you can sleep at 4.03 am It’s Is it not a good thing to use our computer to cultivate your saving habit? Q: I always feel my computer is slower, what are the reasons? A: Do you use WinNT or Win98? I can be very responsible Said that our computer is getting faster and faster. If you execute the “dir” command under DOS, you will surely feel it as fast as flying. Of course, the more important reason is: you are too impatient, young people. Q: Why does the mouse pointer on the screen suddenly jump to other places sometimes? A: What does it mean to “jump to somewhere else”? Does it jump to the table? Does it jump to the ground? It jumps to the Centaurus Does it jump or not on the screen? Is that something else? What’s the fuss? Pay attention to how you talk, beware I’ll sue you!