混事的本事

• 作 者: 张鸣
• 出 处: 喜剧世界(下半月)
• 发表日期: 2014年04期
• 关键词: 唐鲁孙 华人圈 张伯驹 会唱 字令 这一代 贾宝玉 贾政 业务考核 宪德

这年头,过年一见面,寒暄起来,三百六十行,无论干什么,都说自己在混事。混事也有混好混不好的,那混好了的,除了运气好,祖坟冒青烟之外,还要看本事。干事的本事跟混事的本事,不是一回事,会干事,不一定会混事。华人圈里,谈吃谈得最明白的唐鲁孙先生说,张伯驹曾经跟他说过,人在世上混,得有四样本事:一笔好字,两口二黄,三斤黄酒,四圈麻将。如果不能四样皆备,至少得会两样,才能混得下去。这里要加一点注,“两口二黄”是指会唱京剧。“三斤黄酒”当然指有点酒量,民国的时候北

This year, the New Year a meeting, greeting together, three hundred and sixty lines, no matter what they say they are mixed. Mixed also mixed well mixed bad, that mixed well, in addition to good luck, ancestral green smoke, but also depends on skill. It is not the same thing as the skill of a gangster, and the officer may not be mixed. In the circle of Chinese people, Mr. TANG Luxun, who spoke most of the time, said that Zhang Boju once told him that people are mixed in the world and have four sample tasks: a good character, two two yellow, three jin of rice wine and four laps of mahjong. If you can not get everything ready, at least you have to get mixed up. Here to add a little note, “two two yellow ” refers to singing Beijing opera. “Three pounds of yellow wine ” Of course, refers to a little amount of alcohol, when the North North