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人们常常以为,大脑是总司令,应该被视为全身上下最尊贵的零部件。其实不然,无论是从现实出发,还是追溯历史,屁股其实才是全身上下最尊贵的零部件。现实生活之中,一些混迹官场的人,即使大脑再笨,只要觉得自己有个尊贵的屁股,便会想方设法给屁股找个舒服的椅子。他们坐着科长的椅子嫌太小,想要处长的椅子,换了处长的椅子又觉得太硬,想试试厅长的椅子,终于能坐到厅长的椅子上了,又觉得不够气派……
People often think that the brain is commander-in-chief and should be regarded as the most noble part of the body. In actual fact, whether it is from the reality, or trace the history of the ass is actually the most noble body parts up and down the most valuable parts. In real life, some people who are detained in the officialdom will find a comfortable chair for their buttocks even if they think they have a distinguished buttocks, even if the brain is stupid again. They sit in the chief’s chair is too small, you want the director’s chair, the director’s chair and felt too hard, trying to try the chair’s chair, and finally sat in the chair’s chair, but also feel Not enough style ...