千万不要进来(外二篇)

• 作 者: 马士钧
• 出 处: 新少年
• 发表日期: 2013年Z1期
• 关键词: 大蜜蜂 去天堂 堂课 风风光光 时代周刊 天刚 给你 声震 面酱 奇遇记

上课的铃声已经响起,大嘴兔子和小嘴猴子还在操场上打打闹闹笑嘻嘻,我撇你一把土,你飞我一团泥,斑马老师望着他俩的空座椅,急得直跺他的斑马蹄。突然,斑马老师冲着操场大声喊:“千万不要进来!教室里游来一条世界第一、牙齿锋利的大鲨鱼!千万不要进来!教室里飞来一只浑身毒针的大蜜蜂,正在同学们头上采蜂蜜!千万不要进来!教室里有一坨千斤烂泥,肮脏无比!”

Ringtones have been ringing in the classroom, the mouth of the rabbit and the mouth of the monkey is still playing on the playground downtown with a grin, I leave you a handful of soil, you fly me a ball of mud, zebra teacher looking at their empty seats, anxious Straight 跺 his zebra hoof. Suddenly, the zebra teacher shouted at the playground shouting: "Do not come in! Swim in the classroom a world first, sharp sharks! Do not come in! The classroom came a poisonous bee big bee, Honey is being collected on the head of students! Do not come in! The classroom has a lump of sludge, dirty!