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上帝近期降临人间。临走决定网购一些礼物回去送朋友。上帝在一家购物网站上选好了礼物,但在选择付款方式时却发了愁。面对众多的支付手段和平台,上帝最终选择了号称全球最大的P支付。好些天过去了,上帝订购的礼品还没到。归期临近,上帝找上了消协。几天后,消协人来了:“上帝好!消协是上帝的娘家人。我给您带来了一个好消息和一个坏消息,您想先听哪个?”上帝:“先听好消息吧!”消协:“好消息是,您的资金有着落了,还在P支付的账户中。”上帝:“那坏
God recently came to earth. Before leaving decided to buy some gifts online to send back to friends. God chose a gift on a shopping website, but he did not worry when choosing a payment method. Faced with a large number of payment instruments and platforms, God eventually chose to claim the world’s largest P payment. A few days later, God’s gift has not arrived yet. As the reemergence approached, God found the Consumers Association. A few days later, the Consumers came: ”God is good! Consumers Association is God’s family .I brought you a good news and a bad news, you want to hear which one?“ ”God: “ Listen good news! ”Consumers Association: “ The good news is that your money has gone down and is still in the account paid by P. ”God:" That’s bad