致地球的公开信

• 作 者: 斯科特·达勒姆波
• 出 处: 中学生
• 发表日期: 2014年29期
• 关键词: 复数形式 天后 寄生生物 哈塞尔 宅女 惠特利 票面价值 麦田怪圈 永久地 真人秀节目

首先,请允许我们为绑架地球人而表达歉意。尽管在绑架发生的当时,那瞧上去像是个好主意,但我们常常发现,你们并不像我们那样享受这种经历,所以我们情真意切地为失控的绑架致歉。起初我们只是想找点乐子,就像是辛苦工作了一整天后的偶尔放松。我们不打算惊扰任何人,每次总会把绑架来的地球人送回到最初发现他的地方。坦白说,你们地球人并不是那么有趣,或许不久后,我们就会对绑架这件事感到厌烦。

First, let us apologize for kidnapping the Earth. Although it may seem like a good idea at the time of the kidnapping, we often found out that you did not enjoy that experience as we did, so we apologize for the uncontrollable kidnapping. At first we just wanted to have some fun, like relaxing occasionally after a hard day’s work. We do not intend to disturb anyone, each time we return the abducted people to the place where they were first discovered. To be honest, you guys are not that interesting on Earth, and perhaps soon we will be annoyed by kidnapping.