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想死的都来找我。我是个记者,女的,报纸上我叫晓畅,主持心灵诊所,基本上就是跟精神病打交道。名气一大,烦得很,越烦越有人找。电话来的,短信来的,邮箱来的,直接来的,公安局110送来的,社区主任王会莲带来的,明明白白想自杀的,应有尽有。我的任务就是有心结的一律打开,想死的一律劝活。做得好的就做,做不了的就推,这是我的饭碗,我也要活。我做了二十年记者,文字功夫很好,头条上过不计其数。从长江涨大水,到小学生爱国演讲,大小报道,手到擒来。自杀、冤杀、暴力杀,还有谋杀,见过无数,打我一百枪也没有洞眼。每星期我为本报压轴一次,让读者知道我的厉害。责任编辑周小红说,读者跟病毒一样,可以传播。她说很对。我就是吃读者的,吃他们的钱,吃他们的精神,吃他们的时间,吃他
Want to die come to me. I am a reporter, a woman, and I call Xiao Chang in a newspaper. Presiding over a psychiatric clinic is basically dealing with mental illness. A big fame, very tired, the more annoying someone looking for. Phone calls, SMS, mailboxes come directly from the Public Security Bureau sent 110, community director Wang Huilian brought, plainly want to commit suicide, everything. My task is to have a knot open, want to die all persuasion. Well done, do not push, this is my job, I have to live. I’ve been a journalist for twenty years, writing very well and countless headlines. From the Yangtze River up big water, to the pupils patriotic speech, size reporting, hand to catch it. Suicide, unjust assassination, violent killing, and murder, have seen countless, hit me a hundred guns without holes. Every week I finale once for this newspaper, let the reader know that I am powerful. Responsible editor Zhou Xiaohong said readers with the virus, can spread. She said right. I eat the reader, eat their money, eat their spirit, eat their time, eat him