当替补男友终于有机会……

• 作 者: 吴梦答
• 出 处: 独生子女
• 发表日期: 2005年10期
• 关键词: 生日礼物 朋友之间 告诉我 你那 温香

我是美女J小姐的密友,无话不谈,无事不做(除了爱)。美女选择异性密友的标准有三:1、有一定素质,能谈得来;2、喜欢自己但不具攻击性:3、召之即来挥之即去好使唤。很不幸,我三点全中,甚至J一高兴,会册封我为“替补男朋友”。我涎着脸地问:‘潜补什么时候可以上床啊?”J一拳结实地打在我胸口:“哼,想得美。”

I am a close friend of the beautiful Miss J, nothing to talk about, nothing to do (except love). Beauty choice of heterosexual close friends there are three criteria: 1, there is a certain quality, can talk about it; 2, like yourself but not aggressive: 3, the call that is to play that is good to call. Unfortunately, I am at three o’clock in the whole, and even J happy, I will seal booklet as a “substitute boyfriend.” I saluted and asked: ’When can the potential to go to bed ah?’ J punch hit me in my chest: “Well, think beautiful. ”