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在美国佛罗里达州一家华丽的海滩酒店的会客厅里,人声鼎沸。这里的与会者全是美国胸外科协会会员。他们连续召开了三天紧张的会议,现在终于可以轻松一下,为此特邀英国最成功的滑稽影星休·格兰特为他们演讲。格兰特的头发微微发白,却依然浓密、蓬乱,如同《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》中的角色一样。格兰特大步流星走向讲台,还未走到就发话了:“我知道你们最想见的是好莱坞的乔治·克鲁尼,但我很遗憾,他对足病医生情有独钟,而不喜欢胸外科专家!其实,那人根本不逗人喜欢,令人生厌呀!因为,他很少洗澡。不信请问问朱丽娅·罗伯茨,是她告诉我的,而我至少没有克鲁尼那身臭味。”
In the United States, Florida, a gorgeous beach hotel living room, voices. The attendees here are all members of the American Society of Thoracic Surgeons. They held three consecutive days of intense meetings, and now finally can relax, in order to invite England’s most successful funny star Hugh Grant for their speech. Grant’s hair was slightly white, but still thick and disheveled, as did the characters “Four Weddings and One Funeral.” Grant strode to the podium, before he spoke: "I know most of you guys want to see George Clooney in Hollywood, but I’m sorry, he has a soft spot for podiatrists, and do not like thoracic surgeons! In fact, that person is not cute at all, so tiresome! Because he seldom takes a bath, do not believe, ask Julia Roberts, she told me, and I’m at least not Clooney that stink.