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在来世,你会重新经历一遍你生前的生活。不过这次,所有的事件要重新调整:过去生活中相同的经历和感受都会被放到一起。你会花两个月时间开着车子在你的房前出来进去,你会沉沉睡上三十七年,双目紧闭。你会用七个月的时间坐在马桶上胡乱地翻看杂志。你会一次经历完所有的痛苦,那是整整二十七个小时的艰难时光。骨折、撞车、皮肤割裂,婴儿降生。可一旦你能熬过去,其余的重生就不会再受这种苦痛的煎熬。然而,这并不意味着,余下的生活都是甜甜美美的。你要花六天时间修剪指甲,花十五个月的时间寻找丢失的物品,花十八个月的时
In the afterlife, you will experience life once again in your lifetime. But this time, all the events have to be readjusted: the same experiences and feelings of past life are put together. You will spend two months driving a car in front of your room, and you will fall asleep for thirty-seven years with your eyes closed. You’ll sit on the toilet for seven months and read the magazine casually. You will experience all the pain once, which is a difficult time for a full twenty-seven hours. Fractures, crashes, skin chapped, baby born. But once you can survive, the rest of life will no longer be suffering from this pain. However, this does not mean that the rest of life is sweet and beautiful. It takes six days for you to cut your nails and spend fifteen months looking for the lost items, for eighteen months