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Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner(小餐馆). One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church
--haven't seen one back since!"
参考译文
蝙蝠的问题
三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道:“你们知道吗,自从夏天来临,我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰,我用尽了一切办法——噪音、喷雾、猫——似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”
另外一位说:“是啊,我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍,它们还是赶不走。”
第三个牧师说:“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼,让它们成为教会的一员——从此一只也没有再回来过。”
(河北·李瑞海)
Twins
一个四岁的小孩能很快吃完一个五斤的西瓜?老板虽感吃惊也没办法,只能再送一个给他了……怎么回事呢?来看看吧——
Mr. Li has two sons. One is named Li Hui, The other is named Li Liang. Both of them like to eat friut and they often buy the passman's friut.
One day the busiessman asked Li Hui, "How old are you? Do you like eating watermelon?" "Yes, I'm only four." He answered. "OK, if you can eat a five jin watermelon once time, I'll send you another one, you won't pay any money" the man said. "Really! I'd love to ", the boy said.
So the man cut off a big watermelon and handed it to the boy. When he ate a half, suddenly he heard his mother asked him to drink milk. Then he turned back to home. After that, he went back angin, and went on to eat the left part quickly. Five minutes late he finished it. The man was suprised, "The boy is so small but he can eat such a big molen by himself. I have made a promise. I must send another one to him." Li Liang carried a big watermelon into his house with a smile.
After ten minuters their father came to the man and paid him some money. He told the man, "I have two sons.They are twins."
李先生有两个儿子,一个叫李辉,一个叫李亮,都爱吃水果,并且经常买过路商人的水果。
一天,商人问李辉:“你几岁了?爱吃西瓜吗?”“是的,我四岁了。”李辉回答道。“好吧!如果你能一次性吃掉五斤西瓜,我将免费送你一个,”卖西瓜的人说。“真的吗?让我试试吧!”那个男孩回答道,于是卖瓜人切开一个瓜递给他。当男孩吃了一半时,他妈妈叫他去喝牛奶,几分钟后他又返回来,继续吃另一部分,五分钟后他吃完了,卖瓜的人惊讶地说:“这么小的孩子竟然能吃掉这么大的一个瓜,我已作出了承诺,我必须送他一个西瓜。”
十分钟后,他们的父亲来到商人面前付了瓜钱,并且告诉他:“我有两个儿子,他们是双胞胎。” (山东·孙松伟 供稿)
One day, Lary wanted to fly a plane, but he didn't have a plane. He had only a chair. Then he tied(捆) 45 big balloons to his chair and sat in the chair. The chair went up. For a few minutes, everything was fine. Larry was very happy. He was flying.
The chair went higher and higher, Larry was afraid. "I don't want to go very high," Larry thought. "I want to go down a little." With a small gun, Larry shot(射) 10 balloons. Then the gun dropped. So the chair still went up. Larry took out a small radio. "Help! Help!" he cried through the radio. "I'm flying in a chair, and I want to come down!" People on the ground heard Larry, but they couldn't not help him.
Larry flew in the air for 45 minutes. Then the balloons began to leak(漏出) gas. Slowly thechair came down, and the Larry was back on the ground. Larry said, "For45 minutes, I was a pilot -- the pilot of a chair."
根据短文内容,回答下列问题。
1. How did the chair go up into the chair?
2. What did Larry do when the chair went higher and higher?
3. Did people on the ground give him any help?
4. How long did Larry fly in the air?
5. Why did the chair come down at last?
In England, a lot of families move their houses near the public schools. So their children can go to school on foot or by bicycle. But some rich people like living in the countryside, so their children have to go to school by subway.
In America, most schools are in town. Children near town can walk or ride bicycles to school. In some big cities, a few school cities, a few school buses always wait at the bus stop. Students only need to get there on time.
"Water Cities" Venice in Italy is a real water city. Boats are people's only means of transportation. So children have to go to school by boat.
In Australia, lots of families are far away from school. So students must drive cars to school. Some students from countryside or remote(偏远的) villages may study at home, and teachers teach them by using the Internet.
Canada has many good private schools. But families near the Artic Ocean(北冰洋) can't send their children to school to study, because schools are quite far from their houses. Only a few children go to school on the sleds(雪橇)。
根据短文内容, 填写下面表格。
Places How do children go to school?
England 2._____, by bicycle or _________
America 3. Walk, ____ or ______
1____ By boat
Australia4. _______
Canada 5. _______
Keys:
A篇:1. He he tied 45 big balloons to his chair and sat in the chair.
2. He wanted to go down a little.
3. No, they didn't.
4. 45 minutes.
5. Because the balloons began to leak gas.
B篇:1. Italy 2.On foot; by subway 3. ride bicycle; by bus 4. By car
5. By sleds/ On the sleds
Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church
--haven't seen one back since!"
参考译文
蝙蝠的问题
三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道:“你们知道吗,自从夏天来临,我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰,我用尽了一切办法——噪音、喷雾、猫——似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”
另外一位说:“是啊,我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍,它们还是赶不走。”
第三个牧师说:“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼,让它们成为教会的一员——从此一只也没有再回来过。”
(河北·李瑞海)
Twins
一个四岁的小孩能很快吃完一个五斤的西瓜?老板虽感吃惊也没办法,只能再送一个给他了……怎么回事呢?来看看吧——
Mr. Li has two sons. One is named Li Hui, The other is named Li Liang. Both of them like to eat friut and they often buy the passman's friut.
One day the busiessman asked Li Hui, "How old are you? Do you like eating watermelon?" "Yes, I'm only four." He answered. "OK, if you can eat a five jin watermelon once time, I'll send you another one, you won't pay any money" the man said. "Really! I'd love to ", the boy said.
So the man cut off a big watermelon and handed it to the boy. When he ate a half, suddenly he heard his mother asked him to drink milk. Then he turned back to home. After that, he went back angin, and went on to eat the left part quickly. Five minutes late he finished it. The man was suprised, "The boy is so small but he can eat such a big molen by himself. I have made a promise. I must send another one to him." Li Liang carried a big watermelon into his house with a smile.
After ten minuters their father came to the man and paid him some money. He told the man, "I have two sons.They are twins."
李先生有两个儿子,一个叫李辉,一个叫李亮,都爱吃水果,并且经常买过路商人的水果。
一天,商人问李辉:“你几岁了?爱吃西瓜吗?”“是的,我四岁了。”李辉回答道。“好吧!如果你能一次性吃掉五斤西瓜,我将免费送你一个,”卖西瓜的人说。“真的吗?让我试试吧!”那个男孩回答道,于是卖瓜人切开一个瓜递给他。当男孩吃了一半时,他妈妈叫他去喝牛奶,几分钟后他又返回来,继续吃另一部分,五分钟后他吃完了,卖瓜的人惊讶地说:“这么小的孩子竟然能吃掉这么大的一个瓜,我已作出了承诺,我必须送他一个西瓜。”
十分钟后,他们的父亲来到商人面前付了瓜钱,并且告诉他:“我有两个儿子,他们是双胞胎。” (山东·孙松伟 供稿)
One day, Lary wanted to fly a plane, but he didn't have a plane. He had only a chair. Then he tied(捆) 45 big balloons to his chair and sat in the chair. The chair went up. For a few minutes, everything was fine. Larry was very happy. He was flying.
The chair went higher and higher, Larry was afraid. "I don't want to go very high," Larry thought. "I want to go down a little." With a small gun, Larry shot(射) 10 balloons. Then the gun dropped. So the chair still went up. Larry took out a small radio. "Help! Help!" he cried through the radio. "I'm flying in a chair, and I want to come down!" People on the ground heard Larry, but they couldn't not help him.
Larry flew in the air for 45 minutes. Then the balloons began to leak(漏出) gas. Slowly thechair came down, and the Larry was back on the ground. Larry said, "For45 minutes, I was a pilot -- the pilot of a chair."
根据短文内容,回答下列问题。
1. How did the chair go up into the chair?
2. What did Larry do when the chair went higher and higher?
3. Did people on the ground give him any help?
4. How long did Larry fly in the air?
5. Why did the chair come down at last?
In England, a lot of families move their houses near the public schools. So their children can go to school on foot or by bicycle. But some rich people like living in the countryside, so their children have to go to school by subway.
In America, most schools are in town. Children near town can walk or ride bicycles to school. In some big cities, a few school cities, a few school buses always wait at the bus stop. Students only need to get there on time.
"Water Cities" Venice in Italy is a real water city. Boats are people's only means of transportation. So children have to go to school by boat.
In Australia, lots of families are far away from school. So students must drive cars to school. Some students from countryside or remote(偏远的) villages may study at home, and teachers teach them by using the Internet.
Canada has many good private schools. But families near the Artic Ocean(北冰洋) can't send their children to school to study, because schools are quite far from their houses. Only a few children go to school on the sleds(雪橇)。
根据短文内容, 填写下面表格。
Places How do children go to school?
England 2._____, by bicycle or _________
America 3. Walk, ____ or ______
1____ By boat
Australia4. _______
Canada 5. _______
Keys:
A篇:1. He he tied 45 big balloons to his chair and sat in the chair.
2. He wanted to go down a little.
3. No, they didn't.
4. 45 minutes.
5. Because the balloons began to leak gas.
B篇:1. Italy 2.On foot; by subway 3. ride bicycle; by bus 4. By car
5. By sleds/ On the sleds