我的室友是奇葩

• 作 者: Peach
• 出 处: 尚舞
• 发表日期: 2017年03期
• 关键词: 驴肉 她说 卷头 给你 爬起来 表情丰富 电击枪 形体课 小编 文化程度

有一次跟室友去买驴肉卷饼,她对老板说:“给我卷一个,不要葱,给我多放点肉。放,放,再放,再放点儿,再多放点儿……”老板抬头看看她说:“我给你卷头驴呗……”早上下了点儿雪,去买菜的路上,远远的看见有个老大爷摔倒了,我赶紧跑过去想去扶一把,结果脚一滑,我把老大爷踹得更远了……人生在世,谁没遇到过几个奇葩?尤其是寝室这种吃喝拉撒都在一起的地方,住久了你会发现,平日里看似“人模狗样”的大家

One time she bought donkey burritos with her roommate, and she said to her boss: “Give me a roll, not onions, and give me more meat.” Put it in, put it in, put it in, put it in and let it go. ...... “The boss looked up and said:” I give you a donkey chanting ... ... “Morning a little snow down, to buy food on the road, far saw an old man fell, I Quickly ran over to want to help one, the results of a slippery foot, I put the older man farther farther ... life is alive, who have not encountered a few wonderful work, especially in the dormitory eating and drinking all together Lazard , Live for a long time you will find, on weekdays seemingly ”dog model " everyone