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那时候,我还很傻,写作文总是前言不搭后语,想到什么写什么,那时候我还喜欢乱用比喻。所以我语文考试分数都很低,姐姐常常嘲笑我,说我语文是英语老师教的,而且那个英语老师还是个外教。那年我写了一个很牛逼的句子:大海是一座山,深沉而博大。山是一片海,暗藏汹涌也很平静。只是老师在句子下面画了一个大红叉,评语是:山如何能比喻成海?海如何能比喻成山?我在老师的评语下面画了一个大黑叉,然后歪歪扭扭地写下一行字:山为什么不能比喻成海?海为什么不能比喻成山?
At that time, I was still stupid, writing is always a foreword not take the postponement, what to think of what to write, then I like chaos metaphor. So my language test score is very low, my sister often laugh at me, that my language is taught by English teachers, and that English teacher or a foreign teacher. That year I wrote a very powerful sentence: the sea is a mountain, deep and broad. Mountain is a sea, hidden surging is also very calm. Just the teacher drew a big red cross under the sentence, the comment is: how can the mountains compare to the sea? How can the sea compare to the mountain? I wrote a big black cross under the teacher’s comment, and then crookedly wrote the next line: why the mountain can not Metaphor into the sea? Why can not the sea compared to the sea?