婚前·婚后

• 作 者: 田野
• 出 处: 家庭科技
• 发表日期: 2006年04期
• 关键词: 开开心心 给你 你说我 次都 护手霜 睛下

老婆：谈恋爱时,你说你不嫌我穷,看中的是我的才华；结婚以后,你成天抱怨我穷,说才华顶个屁用。谈恋爱时,你情意绵绵地在我耳边说：要相伴一生一世。结婚以后,你拧着我的耳朵,恶狠狠地说：早晚把你废了。谈恋爱时,我陪你逛商场,你给我买了一套昂贵的西服,顺便给自己买了一个廉价的胸罩；结婚以后,我陪你逛商场,你给自己买了一套昂贵的裙子,顺便给我买一条廉价的内裤。谈恋爱时,你说咱不要孩子,就两个人开开心心过到老多好；结婚以后你说,要不是看在孩子的分儿上, 你早就跟我分道扬镳了。

Wife: Fall in love, you say you’re too poor, fancy is my talent; married, you complain about my poor all day, that talent with the top ass. Fall in love, you affectionately in my ears, said: to accompany my whole life. After marriage, you screw my ears, fiercely said: sooner or later you scrapped. Fall in love, I accompany you to the mall, you bought me a set of expensive suits, by the way to myself bought a cheap bra; married, I accompany you to the mall, you bought yourself a set of expensive skirts By the way, buy me a cheap panties. Fall in love, you say we do not have children, two people happily over the age too good; after marriage you say, or if you look at the children’s points, you have long been parted ways with me.