外国小幽默

• 作 者: 朱锦
• 出 处: 人才资源开发
• 发表日期: 2016年15期
• 关键词: 史密斯先生 办公时间 面试官 长篇小说 告诉我 二天 一部 停车位 试官 大块

其他技能“请告诉我,史密斯先生,”面试官问道,“您还有什么其他您认为值得一提的技能吗?”“的确还有,”应聘者谦逊地说,“去年我的两篇小说登上了全国性的杂志,我还完成了一部长篇小说。”“很不简单,”面试官评价道,“不过我想知道您有哪些能在办公时间运用的技能。”史密斯先生愉快地解释道:“哦,这些都是我在办公时间完成的。”如此减肥约翰向同事们宣布了自己决定减肥的消息。可第二天一早,当

Other Skills “Please tell me, Mr. Smith,” asked the interviewer. “Do you have any more skills that you think are worth mentioning?” “There are, of course,” the candidate said modestly, “Last year, my two novels boarded a national magazine and I finished a novel.” “It’s not easy,” said the interviewer, “but I want to know what you can do Skills used during office hours. ”Mr. Smith happily explained:“ Oh, these are all I did during office hours. ”So slimming John announced to his colleagues his decision to lose weight. The next morning, when