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《说唐》有这么一段:唐王李世民攻打洛阳王王世充,单雄信阵前迎敌,与唐将尉迟敬德放对,单雄信大喝一声:“兀那黑炭头!撒马过来!”尉迟敬德一听乐了,“嘿嘿,阁下尊容却也整齐得有限!” 这叫大舌头吃白肉——谁(肥)也别说谁(肥)。这场面要是在NBA,等不到李世民打王世充,场场都能碰到。要说这歪瓜裂枣,可让NBA给占全了,虽说胖大的魁梧、瘦小的精神,但论起长相,英俊者寥寥无几,大多是包不同所说的“英丑”。不信你上NBA网站看看各队名单的小照片(头像),一个个青面獠牙,宛如地缝里钻出的灶王爷。又好似老梁身份证上的尊容,有点革命觉悟的同志看后第一反应是去报案。 把NBA有头有脸的主儿数个遍,能称得上英俊二字的也就仨瓜俩枣,乔老爷算一个,“病秧子”希尔算一个,轮到科比这儿就有点儿勉强了,剩下的就更提不起来
“Tell Tang” has such a period: Tang Shishu Li Shimin attack Wang Lu of Wang Luoyang, single Xiongxin front to meet the enemy, and Tang Yuchi Jingde on, single Xiongxin shouted: “Wu that black head! Sama Come! Yuchi Jingde a listen music, ”Hey, your respect is neat but limited!“ This is called the tongue to eat white meat - who (fat) do not say who (fat). If this scene in the NBA, can not wait for Li Shimin to play Wang Shichong, the field can be encountered. To say that this crooked melon, juicy couture handbags, allowing the NBA to account for, though fat big burly, lean spirit, but the appearance, the handsome few, most of them different package said ”British ugly.“ Do not believe you on the NBA site to see a small list of teams photos (avatars), one by one fusiform, like a seam drilled in the stove Royal Highness. And it looks like the honor of the old beam ID card, a bit revolutionary comrades after the first reaction is to report. The NBA head and face of the main child several times, can be regarded handsome word will also 仨 melon jujube, Joe master count one, ”Sickle Son" Hill count one, turn Bryant here a bit reluctantly, and left Not even mention it