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老师:为何考得这么烂?小丸:眼镜度数不够……小叶:我脖子扭伤了。小芳:前面同学个子太高。小蓝:隔壁同学用铅笔,我看不清楚……老师:那小新你呢?小新:因为我坐他们四个中间……父亲让小明去买瓶酒,告诉他不管老板开多少一律杀一半价钱,小明点头去了。小明:这酒多少钱?老板:80。小明:不行,40。老板:60吧。小明:不行,30。老板:那就40吧。小明:不行,20。老板:30总可以了吧!小明:不行,15!老板生气了:干脆白送给你算了!小明:不行,得送两瓶。老板吐血!河南人开车追尾山西人,两人下车查看,问题不大,山西人说:懒得报警了,哥们你走吧。河南人拍拍山西人的肩膀:大哥,对不起啦,缘分呐!来,我这有瓶茅台,整一口压压惊。“山西人很豪爽,
Teacher: Why test so rotten? Pellets: glasses degree is not enough ... Leaflets: my neck sprained. Xiaofang: In front of classmates too tall. Small blue: next door classmates with a pencil, I can not see clearly ... ... teacher: that small new you? Small new: because I sit in the middle of them ... ... father let Xiaoming buy bottle of wine, tell him no matter how much the boss to kill Half the price, small nodded go. Xiao Ming: How much is this wine? Boss: 80. Xiao Ming: No, 40. Boss: 60 bar. Xiao Ming: No, 30. Boss: Then 40. Xiao Ming: No, 20. The boss: 30 can be a total! Xiaoming: No, 15! Boss angry: simply give you forget it! Xiaoming: No, have to get two bottles. Henan Healers chase tail Shanxi, two get off to see, the problem is not that Shanxi people say: too lazy to alarm, buddy you go. Henan patting the shoulders of Shanxi: Brother, I’m sorry, fate na! Come, I have a bottle of Maotai, a total pressure shock. ”Shanxi is very generous,