慢吞吞

• 作 者: 舒比格
• 出 处: 文苑(经典美文)
• 发表日期: 2014年03期

有一个人,不管做什么事总是慢吞吞的。比如说,如果他要去书报摊买一份报纸,那他必须从学走路的第一步就出门,这样他才来得及在七十五岁之前赶回来死在家里。所以说,他当然不会自己去买报纸,他让人送来,或者更确切地说,是让邮差送来。单单伸手去拿报纸,他需要一整天的时间。一旦他伸出手,拿到的已经是第二天的报纸。在他看完一行之前,接下来三天的报纸已经送来了。因此,他根本不会伸出手,而且他一个字也不看。事实上他从来没有学过看字。如果他要学,他

There is always someone who does not always do anything. For example, if he wants to go to a newspaper stand to buy a newspaper, he must go out in the first step of walking so he can not die at home until he is seventy-five years old. So, of course, he would not buy newspapers for himself, he sent them, or, more precisely, the postman. He needs a full day to reach for the newspaper alone. Once he reaches out, it’s already the next day’s newspaper. The newspaper for the next three days has been delivered before he can read it. So he did not reach out at all, and he did not read one word. In fact he never learned to read the word. If he wants to learn, he