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1. His Fault
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a stone at him and he ducked.
2. The Careless Doctor
Doctor: How are you now, John, after your heart operation?
John: Well, Doctor, I’m fine, but I seem to have two heartbeats.
Doctor: Oh, dear, I wondered where my wristwatch had gone.
3. Hard Work
A bum approached a man and asked for a dime. The man told him he didn’t have dime but he’d be glad to buy his breakfast.
“Man,” the bum said, “I’ve had three breakfast now, trying to get a dime.”
4. More Reliable
We were discussing various kinds of clocks in my kindergarten class. “Now you have an alarm clock at home, don’t you?” I asked one of the pupils.
“Oh,no,” he replied, “we don’t need one. We have a grandmother.”
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a stone at him and he ducked.
2. The Careless Doctor
Doctor: How are you now, John, after your heart operation?
John: Well, Doctor, I’m fine, but I seem to have two heartbeats.
Doctor: Oh, dear, I wondered where my wristwatch had gone.
3. Hard Work
A bum approached a man and asked for a dime. The man told him he didn’t have dime but he’d be glad to buy his breakfast.
“Man,” the bum said, “I’ve had three breakfast now, trying to get a dime.”
4. More Reliable
We were discussing various kinds of clocks in my kindergarten class. “Now you have an alarm clock at home, don’t you?” I asked one of the pupils.
“Oh,no,” he replied, “we don’t need one. We have a grandmother.”