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《超级访问》主题曲“当当当当,当当当当,当当当当”奏响,灯光照亮舞台。机器人女终结者造型的小毕和黑衣人墨镜尼奥造型的迭戈,抄手并肩站在台上。迭戈:哎,小毕,你怎么用这付造型出现了?小毕:这不是刚看完《终结者3》吗,另外演那女终结者的也不是太大的腕儿,导演说不怕她告咱们侵犯她的肖像权。迭戈:他怎么不怕侵犯基努·里维的肖像权啊?小毕:拜托,就你这大身板子,你要是自己不说,咱们观众能看出来你像尼奥?而且据说除了拍电影、基努·里维平时永远都是胡子拉碴一糙人。迭戈:你这么说也对。好,欢迎各位收看《当代体育》《超级访问》,先请出我们今天的嘉宾。
“Super Access” theme song “Dangdang Dangdang, Dangdang Dangdang, Dangdang Dangdang” sound, light lighting stage. Robot female Terminator modeling small Bi and black people sunglasses Neo shape Diego, Chao Shou stood on the stage. Diego: Hey, little Bi, how do you use this payment modeling appeared? Xiao Bi: This is not just finished “Terminator 3” it, in addition to play the woman Terminator is not too much wrist, the director said not afraid She told us to infringe her portrait right. Diego: How could he not be afraid to infringe the portrait rights of Keanu Rivet? Little Bi: Please, if you are a big person, if you do not say that we can see you like Neo, Keanu Rivet is always a bearded unshaven man. Diego: You’re right. Well, welcome to watch “Contemporary Sports” “Super Access”, please first out of today’s guests.