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尊敬的克拉尼奥蒂先生:OK,以耶和华的名义发誓（尽管更多时,我那么不愿道其名讳）,我这会儿在一个绝对私人的地方给您写信。听说您最近很忙,正为拉齐奥队负债累累的状况伤透脑筋,讹传意足协有意取消你们意甲的参赛资格。依我看,拉齐奥队股价狂跌可不是您的错,据说您曾一度打算辞去拉齐奥俱乐部主席的职位。当然这是个玩笑,我以为。碰巧我也是很忙,但这会儿难得有空。我琢磨了半天给您写信的坐姿,最终放弃了马桶,还是选择了膝盖——因为无论如何我都想不出什么能比这更能衬托出我的敬意——1992年2月,您从卡勒里手中接手拉齐奥俱乐部时,我似乎还在梦游,但如今您已有了一次意甲联赛冠军、一次欧洲优胜者杯和欧洲超级杯、两次意大利杯和意大利超级杯;如今您债台高筑,却还是斥巨资购买了索林、奥多、曼弗雷迪尼和埃里贝托等一流好手,的确够恐怖,我开始觉得我们有些共同点了。要知道,上赛季您光是购买克雷斯波、斯塔姆和门迭塔三名球星就耗用了超过1亿美元的费用,还拖欠了萨拉斯、德拉佩纳和波博斯基等转出球员大约200万欧元的工资。这份疯狂和恐怖真的让我兴奋。
Dear Mr. Kranjti: OK, swear in the name of Jehovah (though I do not want to be the last name any more), I will write to you in an absolutely private place. I heard that you are very busy recently, are heavily indebted for the Lazio suffered a headache, the correct interpretation of Football Association intends to cancel your entry qualifications Serie A. In my opinion, it is not your fault that the Lazio shares plunge, it is said that you once intended to resign as president of the Lazio club. Of course this is a joke, I thought. It happened to me that I was very busy, but it was a rare moment. I wondered for a long time to write a letter to you sitting posture, eventually abandoned the toilet, or choose the knee - because in any case I can not think of anything more than this out of my respect - in February 1992, you from While Calleri took over Lazio at the club, I still seem to be sleepwalking, but now you have a Serie A championship, a European Cup winner and the European Super Cup, the Italian Cup and the Italian Super Cup. Now that you have debt, Or spending a lot of money to buy first-class players such as Sorin, Oddo, Manfredini and Erie Beitu, really terrible enough, I began to feel that we have something in common. You know, last season you just bought Crespo, Stam and Mendieta three star spent more than 100 million US dollars in costs, but also the arrears of Salas, Delapena and Bobosiji Waiting for the player to pay about 2 million euros in salary. This crazy and horrible really excited me.