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推销员:这是最新生产的鼠药,保证百分之百地灵。 顾客:怎么使用呢? 推销员:抓住老鼠后,把药往老鼠嘴上抹。 推销员:这是最新研制的驱蚊器。 顾客:怎么使用? 推销员:放到蚊帐里。 军官:你正在站岗,有人从后面用双手把你紧紧地抱住。你该怎么办? 新兵:我会说,亲爱的,轻一点。 厨房里,一个专业厨师把一块肥肉放到怀里。 妻子:你这是干什么? 厨师:对不起,我忘了这是自己家。 醉鬼:送我到皇宫酒楼。
Salesman: This is the latest production of rat poison, to ensure 100% spirit. Customer: How to use it? Salesman: Grab the mouse, the drug to the mouse mouth wipe. Salesman: This is the latest development of insect repellent. Customer: How to use it? Salesman: Put it in mosquito nets. Officer: You are standing guard, someone from behind with your hands tightly cling to you. What should you do? Recruiters: I will say, dear, light. In the kitchen, a professional chef puts a piece of fat in his arms. Wife: What are you doing? Chef: Sorry, I forgot this is my home. Drunkard: Send me to the palace restaurant.