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我还是别看了吧妻子雇了个油漆工回家将卧室油刷一新,那个油漆工下班前还未漆完。丈夫晚上回家,不知道油漆未干,开电灯时把手印留在电灯开关的墙壁上。翌日,油漆工来继续工作,妻子对油漆工说:“请你到卧室来,我要你看看昨晚我丈夫摸过的地方。”油漆工脸一红,尴尬地说:“不,太 I still do not read it wife hired a painter to go home to a new bedroom brush, the painter has not yet finished painting before leaving get off work. Her husband came home at night, do not know the paint was dry, turn on the light when leaving the handprint in the light switch wall. The next day, the painter went on to work, and his wife told the painter: “Please come to the bedroom, and I want you to see where my husband touched last night.” The painter was flushed and said awkwardly: "No, too
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