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大葩:各位电视机前的观众朋友们!二葩:各位不在电视机前的观众朋友们!合:大家晚上好!大葩:亲,请问您平时写字吗?二葩:啊哈哈哈哈哈,像我这种资深文学爱好者,怎么会不写字呢?我高兴时用毛笔写,平时用钢笔写,不高兴时就用锥子在龟骨头上刻刻甲骨文。大葩:那您今天算是来对了。今天,我们就为大家带来一款超值、超优、超品质、超乎你想象的风靡全中国、畅销全亚洲、征服全世界、称霸全宇宙的超幸福自来水笔。合:有哲人说:“人之初,性本善,我们俩,真好看!”大葩:下面,我们就为大家介绍我们超幸福钢笔闻所未闻,惊诧众人,使所有同类产品无法生存的功能。二葩:自从用了超幸福后,我头不晕了,手不抖了,气色也比之前红润了,好多朋友都问我是不是变态了。
Flowers: the audience before the TV friends! Two flowers: you are not in front of the TV audience friends! Together: Good evening everyone! Flower: pro, may you usually write it? Two flowers: ah ha ha ha ha ha, Like me, a senior literature lover, how can I not write it? When I was happy with a brush to write, usually with a pen to write, unhappy when using awl engraved on the head turtle bone Oracle. Flower: That’s right for you today. Today, we bring you a super happy fountain pen that surpasses the imagination of China, which has been sold all over Asia, conquered the whole world and dominated the entire universe. Together: a philosopher said: “At the beginning of people, the nature of good, both of us, really nice!” "The following: We will introduce to you the news of our super-happy fountain pen, surprise everyone, so that all similar products can not survive . Two flowers: Since the use of super-happy, I head dizzy, hands do not shake, the color is ruddy than before, and many of my friends asked me if I was perverted.