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阿飞:“老大,你身上的金项链、金戒指怎么都不见了?”老大:“别提了,上午去金店打劫,结果碰上了一群大妈。”在这个世界上,有一种神秘的主宰叫做——中国大妈。中国大妈是过马路的神级选手,是扫黄金的经济大鳄,是整天给你介绍对象的恐怖生物……换钱今天等车时,看见一个乞丐在路边乞讨,就听见旁边一个阿姨说:“太好了选终于找到了。”然后掏出10块钱放进乞丐的碗里,紧接着找了一张5块的、五张1块的,说:1、2、3、4、5,对了,然后坐车走了。手机掉了某天乘公交车去A地。途中车内有一小偷在偷一大妈的手机,结果偷到手一看是一诺基亚黄屏手机。小偷拍拍大妈胳膊说:“大妈您手机掉了。”
Ah Fei: “Boss, your body’s gold necklace, the gold ring how are gone? ” Boss: “Do not mention, the morning to the gold shop robbery, the results hit a group of aunt. ” In this world, there is a Mystery dominate called - China aunt. Aunt of China is a god-level athlete crossing the road, is the economic predators coffin gold, is the terrorist creature who introduced you to the object all day ... for money today waiting for a car, saw a beggar begging on the roadside, I heard next to an aunt said : “Good finally found. ” And then pulled out 10 dollars into the beggar’s bowl, followed by a 5, 5 1, said: 1, 2, 3, 4,5, yes, then go by car. One day the phone dropped to the A bus. There is a thief in the car stealing an aunt’s cell phone on the way, the result of stealing a hand to see is a Nokia yellow screen mobile phone. Aunt patted Aunt said: “Aunt your phone is out.”