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Where do you have trouble?
你哪里不舒服?
Student: Excuse me, Miss. I’m calling just to tell you I can’t go to school today.
Teacher: Why? What’s wrong?
Student: I don’t feel well.
Teacher: Where do you have trouble?
Student: In the classroom.
学生: 对不起,老师。我打电话只是要告诉您我今天不能上学了。
老师: 为什么?你怎么了?
学生: 我不舒服。
老师: 你哪里不舒服?
学生: 在教室里。
After Speeding 超速之后
A police officer stopped a lady for speeding and asked her very kindly if he could see her license.
The lady replied in a great rage (愤怒), “I wish you guys (家伙) could get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Why do you ask me to show it to you today again?”
因超车行驶一个警察让一个女郎停了车,他非常和蔼地问能不能看看她的驾照。
女郎怒气冲冲地说:“我希望你们这些家伙办事有点儿条理。昨天你们刚把我的驾照拿走,为何今天又叫我拿给你看?”
Making Faces 做鬼脸
Tom: Dick doesn’t listen to you and always makes faces, Miss Green.
Miss Green: Yes, but how do you know?
Tom: I look at him all the class.
汤姆: 格林老师,迪克没在听你上课,他一直在做鬼脸。
格林老师: 明白了,你怎么知道的?
汤姆: 我整节课都看着他。
Buying Bread 买面包
Tommy: (laying down two pence) A loaf of bread, please.
Baker: It’s three pence now, boy, bread’s price has risen.
Tommy: When?
Baker: This morning.
Tommy: All right, master, give me one of yesterday’s.
汤米: (放下两个便士)请给我拿一个面包。
面包师: 孩子,现在面包涨价了,三便士一个。
烫米: 什么时候涨的价?
面包师: 今天早晨。
汤米: 那好吧,老板,给我一个昨天的面包。
你哪里不舒服?
Student: Excuse me, Miss. I’m calling just to tell you I can’t go to school today.
Teacher: Why? What’s wrong?
Student: I don’t feel well.
Teacher: Where do you have trouble?
Student: In the classroom.
学生: 对不起,老师。我打电话只是要告诉您我今天不能上学了。
老师: 为什么?你怎么了?
学生: 我不舒服。
老师: 你哪里不舒服?
学生: 在教室里。
After Speeding 超速之后
A police officer stopped a lady for speeding and asked her very kindly if he could see her license.
The lady replied in a great rage (愤怒), “I wish you guys (家伙) could get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Why do you ask me to show it to you today again?”
因超车行驶一个警察让一个女郎停了车,他非常和蔼地问能不能看看她的驾照。
女郎怒气冲冲地说:“我希望你们这些家伙办事有点儿条理。昨天你们刚把我的驾照拿走,为何今天又叫我拿给你看?”
Making Faces 做鬼脸
Tom: Dick doesn’t listen to you and always makes faces, Miss Green.
Miss Green: Yes, but how do you know?
Tom: I look at him all the class.
汤姆: 格林老师,迪克没在听你上课,他一直在做鬼脸。
格林老师: 明白了,你怎么知道的?
汤姆: 我整节课都看着他。
Buying Bread 买面包
Tommy: (laying down two pence) A loaf of bread, please.
Baker: It’s three pence now, boy, bread’s price has risen.
Tommy: When?
Baker: This morning.
Tommy: All right, master, give me one of yesterday’s.
汤米: (放下两个便士)请给我拿一个面包。
面包师: 孩子,现在面包涨价了,三便士一个。
烫米: 什么时候涨的价?
面包师: 今天早晨。
汤米: 那好吧,老板,给我一个昨天的面包。