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小幽默抗旱的办法农夫甲:“去年大旱,我吃足了苦头,今年我想了个办法,保证不怕旱。”农夫乙:“太了不起了,能告诉我是什么办法吗?”农夫甲:“我在每一行麦子旁边,都种一行洋葱。洋葱一长出来,麦子就会呛得整天流泪,依我看来,还要经常排水呢。”表白某局的梁科长掌握人事大权,平常下属来“进贡”的不少。年底,局里大抓廉政工作,梁科长为了表明自己的清白,就在自己的家门口贴了一副对联:来客欢迎;送礼不要。春节这天,过往行人纷纷停下来观赏这副对联,梁科长正在洋洋得意,却猛然发现对联被人加了几个字:
A small humorous approach to drought A farmer: “Last year, drought, I ate enough suffering, this year I thought of a way to ensure that not afraid of drought.” Farmer B: “great, can you tell me what is the solution? ”Farmer A:“ I grow a row of onions next to each line of wheat, and as soon as the onions grow, the wheat will choke all day long and weep, and in my opinion, it will be drained frequently. ” Leung Chief of staff to grasp the power of personnel, the usual subordinates “Tribute ” a lot. At the end of the year, the bureau concentrated its efforts on clean government. In order to show his innocence, Chief Leung posted a couplet at the door of his house: welcome; gifts not to be given. Spring Festival this day, the pedestrians have stopped to watch this pair of couplets, Chief Leong is triumphant, but suddenly found couplet was added a few words: