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我的同桌叫小鱼,我给他起了个外号——干扁鱼。其一,此人身材瘦瘦扁扁;其二,此人说话任性放肆,虽我极度忍耐,却也常被我干扁。第一天和他同桌,就遭到了他的凌空偷袭,他用尺片啪地打了我一下。啊,我的手腕儿!问其故,他说: “此乃三八线也!”因而我给他作了一首见面诗: “山不在高,有仙则名;鱼不在丑,干扁就行!”他看后虽是怒发冲冠,却也无可奈何,看他这种有气不得发泄的样子,我笑得直弯腰。一天,他让我站起来,我骂他有病,但我还是站了起来。他指着外面说: “你看——”我顺着窗外看去。“你仔细看!”他
My tablemate called the fish, I gave him a nickname - dry flat fish. First, the person is thin and flat. Second, this person is self-willed and unrestrained. Although I am extremely patient, I often die. On the first day with him at the same table, he was attacked by his volley. He hit me with a ruler. Ah, my wrist! Ask him, he said: “This is the same as the three-eighth line!” So I made a poem for him: “The mountain is not high, but there is a fairy; the fish is not ugly, flat It’s OK!” Although he looked angry and rushed to the crown, he couldn’t help but see how he couldn’t vent his breath. I laughed and bent straight. One day, he let me stand up and I told him to get sick, but I still stood up. He pointed to the outside and said: ”You see--“ I looked out of the window. ”You look carefully!"