潮妈酷爸一箩筐

• 出 处: 职业教育(上旬刊)
• 发表日期: 2013年02期
• 关键词: 剥壳 我是谁 对我说 一曰 我在 泡脚 结婚登记 家庭地位 十年

你是哪位我打电话回家,我妈接的,问我是谁,我叫了一声“妈”。我妈答应了一声,然后接着问:“你是哪位?”我抓狂:“除了我之外,你难道还有别的女儿?”拟人鸡蛋某天,老妈在家卤鸡蛋(注:先把鸡蛋煮好,然后剥壳,再卤)。我看到一个特别小的鸡蛋,觉得好玩,就偷吃了。后来,老妈遍寻此蛋,找不到,遂在厨房大喊:“有个鸡蛋裸奔了!”

Which of you did I call home, my mom picks up and asks who I am, I called “Mom”. My mother promised a cry, and then asked: “I am crazy?” “In addition to me, do you still have other daughters?” Personification eggs one day, mom at home brine egg (Note: first boiled egg, then peel, then brine). I saw a particularly small egg, feel fun, steal it. Later, the mother searched this egg, can not find, then shouted in the kitchen: “There is a streak of eggs!”