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晚上,“正局长”气咻咻地回到家,连每日必看的“新闻联播”、“焦点访谈”也不看,一头倒在沙发上,一根一根猛抽烟。老婆小心地问了几句,他狠狠地把烟摁在烟缸里,恶声恶气地说:“明天写辞职报告,这开会摆牌儿的事再也不干了！” “百家姓”里没有姓“正”的,他姓郑。他也不是县公安局的什么“正局长”,而是政工科的“郑科长”。那为什么变成了“正局长”?这里头有个叫人笑不出来的笑话。有一回,他领了两个民警便衣下乡,明察暗访,路遇一个什么“长”欺负一个卖鸡蛋的白发老汉。他上前制止,那个“长”根本不把他放在眼里,斜着眼问他什么单位,什么职务。那两个民警为了压压对方的气焰,就说这是我们的“正局长”。在当时那种情势下,他也就默认了。那个“长”也许官小,一听他是“公安局长”,还是“正”的,就灰溜溜地认输了。这事在局里传开以后,大家就“正局长正局长”地叫,他十分十分尴尬,大大地发过几回脾气,说:“这玩笑万万开不得！”
In the evening, “Director General” got home angrily, not even watching the “News Network” or “Focus Interview” every day, but fell to the couch one by one and fiercely smoked cigarettes. His wife carefully asked a few words, he fiercely put the smoke in the ashtray, viciously said: “Write a resignation tomorrow report, this meeting no matter what happened again!” “Baccarat” No surname “positive”, his surname is Zheng. He is not the county Public Security Bureau what is “Secretary”, but the political section of “Chief Zheng.” Why did you become a “director”? There is a joking joke here. On one occasion, he led two civilian policemen to the countryside for plain clothes and uncovered an unidentified interview. He encountered a “long” white bully man who bullied an egg. He stepped forward to stop, that “long” did not look down on him, diagonally asked him what unit, what position. That two police officers in order to suppress the arrogance of the other, say it is our “director.” In that situation at the time, he also acquiesced. The “long” may be a small official, he was “public security bureau”, or “positive”, dodged unconscionable. After the incident was spread in the bureau, everyone was called on “being the director of the bureau.” He was very embarrassed and sent off many temper. He said: “This joke must not be opened!”