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尽管我们经常对其他“脑残粉”嗤之以鼻,但却经常忽略了一个事实,我们才是世界上最“脑残”的一群。我们经常对着手机屏幕里无聊的喵喵叫的视频痴笑,路上只要看到和猫有关的物体,都要凑上去亲昵一番,抱着猫形立牌自拍这种事……别说你没做过。除了伺候自家小主,对全球猫科动物都能随时开启自动骚扰模式……为了讨好它们,我们还研究了各种奇怪的发明,完全不管有没有“卵用”。不过,没关系,自打我们和猫扯上关系,“脑残”程度就一直高居不下。也就是说,古埃及猫奴、中世纪猫奴和现代猫奴,并没有什么本质上的区别。
Although we often scoff at other “brain remnants,” we often overlook the fact that we are the most “brain-dead” group in the world. We often silly on the phone screen boring meow video silly, as long as the way to see the cat-related objects on the road, have to get some intimacy, hold the cat-shaped self-timer this kind of thing ...... Do not say you did not Done In addition to serving their own small master, the world’s cats can always open the automatic harassment mode ...... In order to please them, we also studied a variety of weird inventions, regardless of whether there is no “egg”. However, it does not matter, since the relationship between us and cats, “brain damage ” level has been high. In other words, there is no essential difference between ancient Egyptian cat slaves, medieval cat slaves and modern cat slaves.