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12月1日星期五年关将近,酬酢招宴一类的事又多了起来。这类饭局通常是特色菜不多,好段子更少,比较乏味。前几天听到一个笑话,总算有点意味。一个中年男人做了脸部拉皮的美容手术,术后揽镜自顾,颇觉得意,但想想还不放心,就上街乱逛。他走进一家小吃店,落座后把跑堂的叫来,问道:伙计,你看看我今年几岁?伙计打量半天,不太自信地说,您怎么也不会超过二十九岁。中年人闻言大喜:实话告诉你,我今年已经五十二了。小吃店一出门,他又逛进一间超市,随便挑了几样便去收银台结帐,排了半天队,轮到他付钱时,他却问收银小姐:你猜猜我多少年纪?收银小姐瞟了他一眼:二十七。中年人都快乐晕了:我今年五十二岁!他快乐得像个顽童,蹦蹦跳跳地来到街上。此时夜幕四合,寒风刺骨,他一路小跑到公交车站候车。车站上还有一位老妇人,鸡皮鹤发,蓬头垢
Friday, December 1, the year is approaching. There are more things like entertainment and entertainment. Such meals are usually small specialties, good pieces less, more boring. A few days ago to hear a joke, finally a little mean. A middle-aged man did facial skin surgery, cosmetic surgery after the mirror, rather feel proud, but do not think about it, go shopping on the streets. He walked into a snack bar, called a waiter after he was seated and asked, “Man, do you look at me how old I am?” The dude looked over for a long time and said with less confidence that you would not be over 29. Middle-aged man heard overjoyed: tell you the truth, I have 52 this year. When he went out for a snack bar, he went to a supermarket again and picked up a few check-ins at the checkout counter. After waiting for a long day, he asked the cashier when he paid for it: Guess how old I am? Cashier Miss glanced at him: twenty-seven. Happy middle-aged man dizzy: I am 52 years old! He was happy like a urchin, bounced to the street. At this time the night Sihe, wind cold, he trot all the way to the bus station waiting. There is also an old woman on the station, chicken skin crane, unkempt