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天儿越来越冷了。还有比在冬天钻出被窝儿更邪恶、更反人类的事情吗?没有,没有。文艺一点儿的说法是:每天清晨,人生的艰难都扑面而来;普通一点儿的说法是:只要把脚伸出床外,就能体会到整个世界满满的恶意!冬天死活起不来到底怎么办?还是让我正能量地告诉你吧:“人床分离,不是事儿。冬日清晨,更优雅!”来,先听听起床先进户们怎么说。机械控说:“闹钟砸了吗就睡!”为了应对越来越严重的人类起床难题,
The days are getting colder Is there any more evil and anti-human thing than drilling a blanket in winter? No, no. Literary and art a little argument is: Every morning, the difficulties of life are blowing; the general point is that as long as the feet out of bed, you can feel the whole world full of malice! What to do? Or let me tell you energetically: “Bed separation, not a thing. Winter early in the morning, more elegant! ” To listen to wake up advanced families how to say. Mechanical control said: “alarm hit you to sleep!” In order to deal with more and more serious problems of human get-up,