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华南理工大学在非洲草原上,一只大象把蚂蚁踩骨折了,如何使蚂蚁康复?面包和馒头打擂,谁会赢?牛顿因被苹果砸到脑袋而发现了万有引力定律。若当时牛顿被砸傻了,那么这个世界会有什么改变?以北京大学为首的自主招生高校联盟让学生用“北大、清华、高考、状元”四个词,编一段150字的笑话,要求积极健康,幽默诙谐,机智风趣。复旦大学《西游记》里一共有几个妖怪?如来佛祖和玉皇大帝谁大?中南财经政法大学韩国娱乐明星“鸟叔”的名字翻译成中文叫什么?
South China University of Technology in the African steppe, an elephant trampled the ants, how to make the ants recover? Bread and steamed buns, who win? Newton was hit by the apple and found the law of universal gravitation. If Newton was smashed silly, then the world will change? Peking University-led self-enrollment colleges and universities allow students to use “Peking University, Tsinghua University, college entrance examination, champion” four words, compiled a 150-word joke, Require active and healthy, humorous, witty. Fudan University, “Journey to the West” in a total of a few monsters? Tathagata Buddha and Jade Emperor Who? Zhongnan University of Economics and Entertainment Korean entertainment star “bird uncle” name translated into Chinese What?