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妻等于600只麻雀。这个定义源于“中外合资”的理论:中国人说女人爱唠叨,一年中仅有2月份说话最少,因为2月只有28天;另有一个外国谚语,叫做“两个女人等于1000只麻雀”。大概外国还没有我老婆那种“大功率的麻雀”,否则这谚语就该叫“两个女人等于1200只麻雀”了。这么多的“麻雀”在耳边叽叽喳喳没休没止,这年月你就是给我行贿,我也不愿说是人过的日子。 习惯了,当“600只麻雀”开始制造噪音时,我便用火柴棍清除耳屑,并将这称为“打扫麻雀的厕
His wife is equal to 600 sparrows. The definition stems from the theory of “Sino-foreign equity joint ventures.” The Chinese say that women love to nag and only speak the least in February in a year because February is only 28 days. Another foreign proverb is called “two women equal to 1,000 sparrow”. Probably there is not such a “high-power sparrow” in my country as a foreign country, otherwise this proverb should be called “two women equal to 1,200 sparrows”. So many “sparrows” in my ears twitter endless, this is the month you give me bribes, I do not want to say is the day people live. It used to be that when “600 Sparrows” started to make noise, I used a match stick to remove the nibbles and called it "sparrow cleaning toilets