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幽默天地 一 某男子夜间骑摩托车,行驶中突然熄火,男子料定油箱无油,打开盖后,擦一火柴看个明白,谁知油箱吐出一条火舌,将男子脸部烧伤。男子不顾伤痛,将着火摩托车推进池塘中,满塘火光。 二 一贪吃者,将未熟的柿子争回家中,放在被褥里,牵根电线,安一灯泡置于其中,名曰“烘”柿子。半夜时分,浓烟滚滚,火光冲天,房屋家当。一烧而光,柿子未“烘”,人被“烘”。 三 一小偷撬门进入商店,店主回来时,发现屋内有人,即用铁链将门锁死,在外和小偷对话。公了私了,讨价还价,小偷心虚又出不了门,点一把火将屋内商品燃着,想趁机逃跑。众人奋力将火扑灭,小偷在屋内烧死,自焚。
Humorous world A man riding a motorcycle at night, driving suddenly turned off, the man expected to set the oil-free tank, open the lid, rub a match to see clearly, who knows the tank spit out a flaming tongue, the men face burns. Regardless of the man’s pain, the motorcycle will be propelled into the pond, filled with flames. Two greedy people, the unfounded persimmon fight home, on the bedding, rooted wire, safety light bulb placed in them, the name is “baked” persimmon. Midnight, thick smoke billowing, sky, housekeeping. A burning light, persimmon is not “baked”, people were “baked.” Trinity thief steal the door into the store, the owner came back and found someone inside the house, that lock the door with chains, and thieves outside the dialogue. Public private, bargaining, the thief can not afford the door out of the door, point a fire burning the house goods, would like to take the opportunity to escape. People struggled to put out the fire, the thief burned to death in the house, burning himself.