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(一)当一个旅游者带着一个半加仑空瓶鬼鬼祟祟地准备穿越墨西哥边界时,海关人员发现了他,阀他瓶中装的什么。“装的是圣水,”旅游者答道,“是从我拜过的神龛带来的。”检查员打开瓶子嗅了嗅。 (A) When a tourist with a half-gallon empty bottle sneakily preparing to cross the Mexican border, the officers found him, the valve in his bottle what. “The holy water is installed,” the traveler replied, “from the shrine I had worshiped.” The inspector opened the bottle and sniffed.
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