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静看近来有关奥运的种种争论,很难不想起柏杨在《丑陋的中国人》序言里说的一个小故事:医生:对不起,我恐怕要报告你一个坏消息,化验的结果就在这里,恐怕是三期肺病,第一个是咳嗽……病人:怪了,你说我咳嗽,你刚才还不是咳嗽,为什么不是肺病?医生:我的咳嗽跟你的不一样。病人:有什么不一样?你有钱、有学问,上过大学堂,喝过亚马孙河的水,血统高人一等,是不是?医生:不能这么说,还有半夜发烧……
Quietly watching the recent controversy over the Olympic Games, it is hard not to recall the little story Bo Yang said in the preface to the “ugly Chinese.” Doctor: I’m sorry, I am afraid to report you a bad news. The result of the experiment is here. I am afraid it is three lung disease, the first is cough ... ... Patient: strange, you say I cough, you just are not cough, why not lung disease? Doctor: My cough with you is not the same. Patient: What’s the difference? You are wealthy, knowledgeable, attended college, drunk Amazon River water, blood superior, is not it? Doctor: Can not say that, there are midnight fever ... ...