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小幽默爷爷偏心眼孙女不小心摔倒了,爷爷说:“勇敢些,自己站起来!”孙女噘着小嘴说:“爷爷偏心眼!”爷爷莫名其妙,反问道:“爷爷怎么偏心眼了?”孙女一脸委屈:“奶奶出院下楼,爷爷都是扶着奶奶。我都摔了,爷爷为啥不扶我?”听了孙女的话,爷爷不由得笑起来。(谷雨)左脚还是右脚老两口去超市买鞋。这家店主是个中年妇女,说话很幽默。老人问她:“这凉鞋多少钱一双?”店主回答:“30元一双。”老人砍价说:“1 5元,卖吗?”店主笑着说:“卖!你要左脚还是右脚的?”(章性华)
Grandpa eccentric eyes granddaughter accidentally fell, grandfather said: “brave, stand up!” “Granddaughter with a small mouth, said:” Grandpa eccentric eyes! “Grandpa inexplicable, asked:” Grandpa How the eccentric eye? “Granddaughter wronged: ” Grandma discharged from the hospital, my grandfather is holding my grandmother. I have fallen, Grandpa why not help me? “” Granddaughter could not help laughing. (Guyu) Left or right foot old couple go to the supermarket to buy shoes. The owner is a middle-aged woman, talking very humorous. The old man asked her: “The owner replied:” 30 yuan a pair. “” The elderly bargain said: “The owner smiled and said: ” Sell! Do you want left foot or right foot? "(Zhang Hua)