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1.听说手机屏幕上的细菌是马桶里的二十倍?我敢用舌头舔我的手机屏幕,你敢用舌头舔你家的马桶吗?2.每次都能让你从迷茫状态中瞬间清醒的是哪句话?下面我找一位同学上讲台来做这道题。3.穿什么裤子显年轻?纸尿裤。4.家里有什么东西过了很多年以后发现没什么用?我。5.拖延症为什么很难根治?多数患者拖着不肯治。
1. I heard that the bacteria on the phone screen is twenty times the toilet? I dare to tongue my cell phone screen, you dare to tongue lick your toilet? 2. Each time you can make you from a confused state What is the moment of awake? Now I find a classmate on the podium to do this problem. 3. What to wear pants was young? Diaper. 4. What does it matter after many years at home? 5. procrastination why it is difficult to cure? Most patients dragged not willing to rule.